English Mastiff Competes In Agility Contest At Speeds of “I Don’t Give A Shit”

Watch this adorable English Mastiff go through a dog agility contest at the speed of "I don't give a sh*t."

Watch this giant English Mastiff move at the speed of “I don’t give a sh*t” through all the hurdles and dumb crap setup during a highly competitive dog agility contest.

If you want to see what speeds dogs are supposed to achieve during this contest, watch the next video.

All I can think was going through his mind during this was, “there had better be treats at the end of this.”

English Mastiffs have what is commonly known asĀ “that Big Dog Syndrome”.

“You want me to do this? Really? Well I guess… Just know I’d eat the shit out of you if you pissed me off. Eh, this ain’t too bad, I can enjoy it I suppose.”